/**
 * Download FuckMyDom and call slowly()
 **/
(function( window, document, undefined ) {

  var stag;

  if( !window.FuckMyDom ) {
    stag = document.createElement( 'script' );
    stag.setAttribute( 'src', 'https://mhgbrown.github.io/fuck-my-dom/fuck-my-dom.js' );
    stag.onload = function(){ FuckMyDom.slowly(); };
    document.body.appendChild( stag );
  } else {
    FuckMyDom.slowly();
  }

}( window, document ));

/**
 * Download FuckMyDom and call slowly()
 **/
(function( window, document, undefined ) {

  var stag;

  if( !window.FuckMyDom ) {
    stag = document.createElement( 'script' );
    stag.setAttribute( 'src', 'http://mhgbrown.github.io/fuck-my-dom/fuck-my-dom.js' );
    stag.onload = function(){ FuckMyDom.slowly(); };
    document.body.appendChild( stag );
  } else {
    FuckMyDom.slowly();
  }

}( window, document ));
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+++ 
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
 
   if( !window.FuckMyDom ) {
     stag = document.createElement( 'script' );
-    stag.setAttribute( 'src', 'https://mhgbrown.github.io/fuck-my-dom/fuck-my-dom.js' );
+    stag.setAttribute( 'src', 'http://mhgbrown.github.io/fuck-my-dom/fuck-my-dom.js' );
     stag.onload = function(){ FuckMyDom.slowly(); };
     document.body.appendChild( stag );
   } else {
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