though , he did not keep me stupid . `` i know i 'm being a pain in the neck , sir - not to mention an ache in ( he ass and a milky drip from the tip of a sore dick - but if it 's all the same to you , my dear friend , i 'd like to give my chance to the young fellow on his knees before you . i think this metal bracket im lying on may leave a permanent impression in my back . i ca n't wait to tell my parents what i did . 