There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.
Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty
He:*walks over*
She: What is it now?
He:*Unzips fly.*
She : OH DEAR CHRIST NO
On the Mercedes CLS55:
Braking in this car is so brutal, it would be less painful to actually hit the tree you were trying to...
There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let 
you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.
Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty
He:*walks over*
She: What is it now?
He:*Unzips fly.*
She : OH DEAR CHRIST NO
On the Mercedes CLS55:
Braking in this car is so brutal, it would be less painful to actually hit the tree you were trying to...