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For those without comedic tastes, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about Sea cucumber.
“What the crap is that?”
~ Oscar Wilde on sea cucumbers
A rare albino sea cucumber exhibiting its incredible ability to disguise itself as a sea cucumber.
Still, there are some who maintain that there was no alien race of cucumbers; arguing that they could never be able to function, due to their lack of appendages, making it quite difficult to operate complicated space ships, or even walk unaided. This has been countered by a newer theory which states that the ancient cucumbers had actually reached an extremely advanced level of neurological development and were in fact capable of telekinesis, rendering appendages unnecessary. Like other theories, however, this has not been sufficiently backed up with evidence, and the reclusive and hostile nature of modern sea cucumbers makes study difficult.
No Cucumbers, a song by my favorite band.
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This page was last edited on 15 September 2015, at 11:23.
Sea cucumber - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
For those without comedic tastes, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about Sea cucumber.
“What the crap is that?”
~ Oscar Wilde on sea cucumbers
A rare albino sea cucumber exhibiting its incredible ability to disguise itself as a sea cucumber.
Still, there are some who maintain that there was no alien race of cucumbers; arguing that they could never be able to function, due to their lack of appendages, making it quite difficult to operate complicated space ships, or even walk unaided. This has b
een countered by a newer theory which states that the ancient cucumbers had actually reached an extremely advanced level of neurological development and were in fact capable of telekinesis, rendering appendages unnecessary. Like other theories, however, this has not been sufficiently backed up with evidence, and the reclusive and hostile nature of modern sea cucumbers makes study difficult.
No Cucumbers, a song by my favorite band.
Retrieved from "http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Sea_cucumber&oldid=5830440"
This page was last edited on 15 September 2015, at 11:23.