Thursday: Don’t. Stay the fuck home.

Friday: Don’t. Stay the fuck home.

Saturday: Don’t. No. Seriously. Stay the fuck home.

Sunday: Not even kidding. Don’t. Stay the fuck home.

Monday: Seriously. Don’t. Stay the fuck home.

Tuesday: Honestly, you’ll be fine. Just. Don’t. Stay the fuck home.

Wednesday: And finally. Don’t. Stay the fuck home.
Thursday: Don’t. Stay the fuck home.

Friday: Don’t. Stay the fuck home.

Saturday: Don’t. No. Seriously. Stay the fuck home.

Sunday: Not even kidding. Don’t. Stay the fuck
 home.

Monday: Seriously. Don’t. Stay the fuck home.

Tuesday: Honestly, you’ll be fine. Just. Don’t. Stay the fuck home.

Wednesday: And finally. Don’t. Stay the fuck home.