Y'all: Stan’s middle name is Filbrick, because Filbrick is just that much of an asshole. His full name is Stanley Filbrick Pines.

Me, an intellectual: Stan’s middle name WAS Filbrick, and he had it legally changed to Fucking and his full name is Stanley Fucking Pines.
Y'all: Stan’s middle name is Filbrick, because Filbrick is just that much of an asshole. His full name is Stanley Filbrick Pines.

Me,
 an intellectual: Stan’s middle name WAS Filbrick, and he had it legally changed to Fucking and his full name is Stanley Fucking Pines.