War of the Coprophages - 3X12
(An exterminator, Doctor Bugger, pulls a cockroach off the wall and looks at it, the flashlight illuminating both it and his face.)
(A basement. A "stoner" chops up some kind of brown dust with a razor blade. An old laboratory set is hooked up, a beaker full of it boiling. The stoner breathes in the smoke coming off and holds it in.)
(They try to wrestle him down. Cut to Scully, who pours the contents of a bottle called "Die! Flea! Die!" onto Queemqueg and starts to run it through her fur. The phone rings and Scully towel-dries her hands.)
FRASS: These kids are braindead. I couldn't get anything out of them.
SCULLY'S HOUSE; WASHINGTON, D.C.
USDA BASE; MILLER'S GROVE, MASSACHUSETTS
MILLER'S GROVE MOTOR LODGE
JEFF ECKERLE: Did you hear that too?
RESIDENT #1: Came from over there.
(Another resident comes out behind them.)
RESIDENT #2: What the hell is going on?
MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE OF ROBOTICS
(The town is in mass hysteria, and no evidence of that is more evident than in a convenience store. A mother and her children hurry in grabbing supplies. A tall, black man pulls a kid out of the way.)
MAN #1: Hey, kid, move! Gimme that!
(Another man grabs a number of things before grabbing a canister of "Die! Bug! Die!" This seems to be the most popular item as people clamor for it desperately. A sailor stocks up on chocolate and pantyhose. Scully walks in and looks at the panic around her. Outside, a car crashes into another right outside, and Scully turns around in shock. The man in the second car yells at the other one.)
MAN #2: Hey, what are you crazy? Watch yourself!
WOMAN #1: Hey, you idiot, you hit me!
WOMAN #2: Come on, hurry up!
WOMAN #2: Haven't you heard about the roaches? They're devouring people whole.
SCULLY: Have you seen any of cockroaches yourself?
WOMAN #2: No, but they're everywhere.
(She runs off. The next man in line goes to the counter.)
MAN #3: Roaches aren't attacking people, lady. They're spreading the Ebola virus.
(She looks at the clerk. A woman looks at another one and they both reach for the last can of "Die! Bug! Die!" They both grab it and pull at it.)
WOMAN #3: Hey! This last can is mine!
(The other woman yanks her around and knocks her backwards into a store display loaded with Choco Droppings. The small, brown pebbles fall out onto the floor, rolling everywhere. An especially frightened man looks down.)
MAN #4: Roaches!
ALT FUELS; MILLER'S GROVE, MASSACHUSETTS
War of the Coprophages - 3X12
(An exterminator, Doctor Bugger, pulls a cockroach off the wall and looks at it, the flashlight illuminating both it and his face.)
(A basement. A "stoner" chops up some kind of brown dust with a razor blade. An old laboratory set is hooked up, a beaker full of it boiling. The stoner breathes in the smoke coming off and holds it in.)
(They try to wrestle him down. Cut to Scully, who pours the contents of a bottle called "Die! Flea! Die!" onto Queemqueg and starts to run it through her fur. The phone rings and Scully towel-dries her hands.)
FRASS: These kids are braindead. I couldn't get anything out of them.
SCULLY'S HOUSE; WASHINGTON, D.C.
USDA BASE; MILLER'S GROVE, MASSACHUSETTS
MILLER'S GROVE MOTOR LODGE
JEFF ECKERLE: Did you hear that too?
RESIDENT #1: Came from over there.
(Another resident comes out behind them.)
RESIDENT #2: What the hell is going on?
MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE OF ROBOTICS
(The town is in mass hysteria, and no evidence of that is more evident than in a convenience store. A mother and her children hurry in grabbing supplies. A tall, black man pulls a kid out of the way.)
MAN #1: Hey, kid, move! Gimme that!
(Another man grabs a number of things before grabbing
 a canister of "Die! Bug! Die!" This seems to be the most popular item as people clamor for it desperately. A sailor stocks up on chocolate and pantyhose. Scully walks in and looks at the panic around her. Outside, a car crashes into another right outside, and Scully turns around in shock. The man in the second car yells at the other one.)
MAN #2: Hey, what are you crazy? Watch yourself!
WOMAN #1: Hey, you idiot, you hit me!
WOMAN #2: Come on, hurry up!
WOMAN #2: Haven't you heard about the roaches? They're devouring people whole.
SCULLY: Have you seen any of cockroaches yourself?
WOMAN #2: No, but they're everywhere.
(She runs off. The next man in line goes to the counter.)
MAN #3: Roaches aren't attacking people, lady. They're spreading the Ebola virus.
(She looks at the clerk. A woman looks at another one and they both reach for the last can of "Die! Bug! Die!" They both grab it and pull at it.)
WOMAN #3: Hey! This last can is mine!
(The other woman yanks her around and knocks her backwards into a store display loaded with Choco Droppings. The small, brown pebbles fall out onto the floor, rolling everywhere. An especially frightened man looks down.)
MAN #4: Roaches!
ALT FUELS; MILLER'S GROVE, MASSACHUSETTS