"Redneck Games" on July 4th in Cape Girardeau to Feature Toilet-Seat Horseshoes | News Blog
"Redneck Games" on July 4th in Cape Girardeau to Feature Toilet-Seat Horseshoes
Posted By Nicholas Phillips on Wed, Jun 9, 2010 at 2:45 PM
Don't sit on it, Lonnie, throw the damn thing!
In what might be interpreted as an amusing gesture of regional self-deprecation, our Missouri brethren down in Cape Girardeau will be raising money for veterans by holding the "Redneck Games" on the Fourth of July weekend.
This olympiad of hoosierdom will include a toilet-seat horsehoe game, along with the so-called "two-holer doggy poop toss," which frankly sounds like something you can get for 30 bucks in a New Orleans backalley.
By the way, if anyone has documentary evidence of people playing "real" toilet seat horsehoes (meaning not for charity, but because they had a toilet seat and nothin' else worth doin'), please e-mail us at rft-letters@riverfronttimes.com.
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"Redneck Games" on July 4th in Cape Girardeau to Feature Toilet-Seat Horseshoes | News Blog
"Redneck Games" on July 4th in Cape Girardeau to Feature Toilet-Seat Horseshoes
Posted By Nicholas Phillips on Wed, Jun 9, 2010 at 2:45 PM
Don't sit on it, Lonnie, throw the damn thing!
In what might be interpreted as an amusing gesture of regional self-deprecation, our Missouri brethren down in Cape Girardeau will be raising money for veterans by holding the "Redneck Games" on the Fourth of July weekend.
This olympiad of hoosierdom will inc
lude a toilet-seat horsehoe game, along with the so-called "two-holer doggy poop toss," which frankly sounds like something you can get for 30 bucks in a New Orleans backalley.
By the way, if anyone has documentary evidence of people playing "real" toilet seat horsehoes (meaning not for charity, but because they had a toilet seat and nothin' else worth doin'), please e-mail us at rft-letters@riverfronttimes.com.
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