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"My lord, is that... legal?!""Uh... no."
―Nute Gunray and Darth Sidious
Nute Gunray was a Bad Racial Stereotype from the planet Sweeping Generalizations.
He became Viceroy of the Trade Federation because, at the conference during which the rest of the Trade Federation Directorate was murdered, he was, I dunno, in the space-port-a-loo or something. Anyway, he became head of the Federation, a job which largely involved minimal mouth articulation and profuse sweating. Regardless of his general ineptitude, he excelled at staying alive by running away, making him in effect the Rincewind of the Federation.
He took a mistress during this time, and it was known that he was the domineering sort in the relationship. Unfortunately for grub-face, he and Wat Tambor were killed by Darth Vader. Gunray died before he could even finish his last words. Likely no one would have understood them anyway.
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Palpatine/Sid Vicious
This article is called Nute Gunray. Nute Gunray has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Nute Gunray can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Nute Gunray.
"My lord, is that... legal?!""Uh... no."
―Nute Gunray and Darth Sidious
Nute Gunray was a Bad Racial Stereotype from the planet Sweeping Generalizations.
He became Viceroy of the Trade Federation because, at the conference during which the rest of the
 Trade Federation Directorate was murdered, he was, I dunno, in the space-port-a-loo or something. Anyway, he became head of the Federation, a job which largely involved minimal mouth articulation and profuse sweating. Regardless of his general ineptitude, he excelled at staying alive by running away, making him in effect the Rincewind of the Federation.
He took a mistress during this time, and it was known that he was the domineering sort in the relationship. Unfortunately for grub-face, he and Wat Tambor were killed by Darth Vader. Gunray died before he could even finish his last words. Likely no one would have understood them anyway.
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