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good one dude - although im pretty sure that if dave ever got hold of a flame oz member - the bulb wouldnt need changing therd be enough heat and light generated through friction alone......
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 I might be as macho as a fruit pastel, but in you lot, I'd definately be the macho one. I mean look at you! I could beat up each of your with a hand tied behind my back! (Not that it would be well tied there, since the person tying it there would most likely be stoned and incompetent, they are a member of toast after all.)
how does a 'member' change a lightbulb anyway? That 's a youtube video, right there.
the challenge has been set.......
me and meg have a fight - loser changes a lightbuld with their member whilst dave films for Youtube
bing it on ya wee scottish puff
I'd like to bite me off a slice of meg.
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 Written by: bluecat
how many flame oz members does it take to change a lightbulb?
er. they can't. if a flame oz 'member' ever got out, neon dave'd be all over them, and they'd never get near the lightbulb...
Your point being....?
Nah, Knox is cute but a bit too pretty for my liking...
Awesome lads...
Go toast indeed. I'm so jealous. No. Really.
(so then, anyone need some work?)
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 dave! Shave you head again! Right down to the bone! Do ittttttttttttttttt.
Er... I'm going home now.
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 Why? I wanna grow my hair again one last time while I still have a hairline! THEN I'll have a Bic-job! Either that or one of those 'Front Half Bald/Back Half Ponytail' do's you see in Chinese Historical films!
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 Written by: strugz
wanabe slice......
youd be the only "slice girl" we have lex but shes a fat nakker and doesnt count as a slice...... more a "loaf girl"
so weve got
stoned slice
tall slice
gay slice
kieth (that name is just funny on its own )
so meg - with your staffin skills, youd have to be "crummy slice"
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 Written by: MCP @ BJC
Damn, I wanna be in Toast - it's the best
Q: How many members of Jam does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: Trick question - Girls can't change lightbulbs
Come back Niki, everyone needs ginger toast
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 watch it, you. or there'll be serious jam on toast action.
innuendo? what innuendo?
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 That's the spirit Rob...
For some reason when you said 'Jam' I thought of Vodka and Orange, in which case I would voted for a pairing of Durbs and Meg...
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 Vodka and Orange on Toast just leads to a soggy, sticky bad-smelling mess...
*Insert obvious punchline here*
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 does anyone else find the word "ironmongery" funny?
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 No but 'Fishmongery' has been known to raise a titter...
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 all this would be so much quicker if we put dave in a dress
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 Hmmm...men in dresses? Trying to get a picture of this, but as I don't know dave...tis very hard!!
watch it, you. or there'll be serious jam on toast action.
no, out of interest, woudl that be laura on lex action, i really hope so
else its rob on durbs, and to be honest, now what i would like to see, strugz on teh other hand, im sure, would rather enjoy rob on durbs action...
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 All I read was 'Rob on Durbs with Strugz on the other hand'
Pete & Sparkley - my dress would be scarlett but since I don't have a shapely enough arse it's not gonna happen!
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 Seeing as Lex is soo fat she can take on 2 lots of jam, fluff and laura..........
now there an image........
as for Dave is a dress, whatever the colour, hel never match the feminine charm that Garthy has -
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 True
But strugnell... i still think you'd suit a lil skirt and blouse two piece
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 There's the shapely arse thing I was talking about!
Though my friends were rather disturbed when I tried on a friend's chinese dress... I think their exact words were 'no Dave! That's just WRONG!' Which is warning enough. But thinking about it I think they had 'issues'
taking something from both the above posts....... me in a lil skirt
I think Clare is like one of you friends Dave, she has issues......
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 Written by: Neon_Shaolin
'no Dave! That's just WRONG!'
funny that, rouge had an almost identical reaction when i tried on our friend hana's dress
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 Yeah, what makes one guy-in-a-dress funny and another guy-in-a-dress WRONG? Considering civillisation was started by men in robes and dresses I don't understand it!
To me, Strugz in a dress -
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 ok, im going to admit this:
i have a photo at my mums house of me in a dress makeup and earings from when my sister decided to "make me look better" i was about 11 years old.......
for your asumesment i will post it here soon
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 strugz in a dress would be alright. But if he smiled, I'd be running away fast.
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 hehehe, what if he winked?
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 POST IT!!! Can't be any worse/funnier than Mynci in Blu_Valley's fairy outfit!
I have a similar photo. But I was 3. Which should've been more than enough warning...
Oh the images...
Post the pic soon!! Were you the only one or did Kay subject the other two to the same torture?
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good one dude - although im pretty sure that if dave ever got hold of a flame oz member - the bulb wouldnt need changing therd be enough heat and light generated through friction alone......
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 I might be as macho as a fruit pastel, but in you lot, I'd definately be the macho one. I mean look at you! I could beat up each of your with a hand tied behind my back! (Not that it would be well tied there, since the person tying it there would most likely be stoned and incompetent, they are a member of toast after all.)
how does a 'member' change a lightbulb anyway? That 's a youtube video, right there.
the challenge has been set.......
me and meg have a fight - loser changes a lightbuld with their member whilst dave films for Youtube
bing it on ya wee scottish puff
I'd like to bite me off a slice of meg.
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 Written by: bluecat
how many flame oz members does it take to change a lightbulb?
er. they can't. if a flame oz 'member' ever got out, neon dave'd be all over them, and they'd never get near the lightbulb...
Your point being....?
Nah, Knox is cute but a bit too pretty for my liking...
Awesome lads...
Go toast indeed. I'm so jealous. No. Really.
(so then, anyone need some work?)
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 dave! Shave you head again! Right down to the bone! Do ittttttttttttttttt.
Er... I'm going home now.
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 Why? I wanna grow my hair again one last time while I still have a hairline! THEN I'll have a Bic-job! Either that or one of those 'Front Half Bald/Back Half Ponytail' do's you see in Chinese Historical films!
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 Written by: strugz
wanabe slice......
youd be the only "slice girl" we have lex but shes a fat nakker and doesnt count as a slice...... more a "loaf girl"
so weve got
stoned slice
tall slice
gay slice
kieth (that name is just funny on its own )
so meg - with your staffin skills, youd have to be "crummy slice"
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 Written by: MCP @ BJC
Damn, I wanna be in Toast - it's the best
Q: How many members of Jam does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: Trick question - Girls can't change lightbulbs
Come back Niki, everyone needs ginger toast
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 watch it, you. or there'll be serious jam on toast action.
innuendo? what innuendo?
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 That's the spirit Rob...
For some reason when you said 'Jam' I thought of Vodka and Orange, in which case I would voted for a pairing of Durbs and Meg...
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 Vodka and Orange on Toast just leads to a soggy, sticky bad-smelling mess...
*Insert obvious punchline 
here*
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 does anyone else find the word "ironmongery" funny?
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 No but 'Fishmongery' has been known to raise a titter...
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 all this would be so much quicker if we put dave in a dress
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 Hmmm...men in dresses? Trying to get a picture of this, but as I don't know dave...tis very hard!!
watch it, you. or there'll be serious jam on toast action.
no, out of interest, woudl that be laura on lex action, i really hope so
else its rob on durbs, and to be honest, now what i would like to see, strugz on teh other hand, im sure, would rather enjoy rob on durbs action...
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 All I read was 'Rob on Durbs with Strugz on the other hand'
Pete & Sparkley - my dress would be scarlett but since I don't have a shapely enough arse it's not gonna happen!
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 Seeing as Lex is soo fat she can take on 2 lots of jam, fluff and laura..........
now there an image........
as for Dave is a dress, whatever the colour, hel never match the feminine charm that Garthy has -
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 True
But strugnell... i still think you'd suit a lil skirt and blouse two piece
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 There's the shapely arse thing I was talking about!
Though my friends were rather disturbed when I tried on a friend's chinese dress... I think their exact words were 'no Dave! That's just WRONG!' Which is warning enough. But thinking about it I think they had 'issues'
taking something from both the above posts....... me in a lil skirt
I think Clare is like one of you friends Dave, she has issues......
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 Written by: Neon_Shaolin
'no Dave! That's just WRONG!'
funny that, rouge had an almost identical reaction when i tried on our friend hana's dress
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 Yeah, what makes one guy-in-a-dress funny and another guy-in-a-dress WRONG? Considering civillisation was started by men in robes and dresses I don't understand it!
To me, Strugz in a dress -
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 ok, im going to admit this:
i have a photo at my mums house of me in a dress makeup and earings from when my sister decided to "make me look better" i was about 11 years old.......
for your asumesment i will post it here soon
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 strugz in a dress would be alright. But if he smiled, I'd be running away fast.
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 hehehe, what if he winked?
Posted: 19th Apr 2007 POST IT!!! Can't be any worse/funnier than Mynci in Blu_Valley's fairy outfit!
I have a similar photo. But I was 3. Which should've been more than enough warning...
Oh the images...
Post the pic soon!! Were you the only one or did Kay subject the other two to the same torture?