horseniss comments on You're actually a slave, trapped in a closed off world and everyone around you is an actor - get out, get out now! Find me.jump to contentmy subredditsannouncementsArtAskRedditaskscienceawwblogbookscreepydataisbeautifulDIYDocumentariesEarthPornexplainlikeimfiveFitnessfoodfunnyFuturologygadgetsgamingGetMotivatedgifshistoryIAmAInternetIsBeautifulJokesLifeProTipslistentothismildlyinterestingmoviesMusicnewsnosleepnottheonionOldSchoolCoolpersonalfinancephilosophyphotoshopbattlespicsscienceShowerthoughtsspacesportstelevisiontifutodayilearnedTwoXChromosomesUpliftingNewsvideosworldnewsWritingPromptsedit subscriptionsfront-all-random | IAmA-videos-Music-personalfinance-television-food-GetMotivated-Documentaries-gaming-Futurology-sports-history-pics-creepy-movies-Jokes-AskReddit-news-worldnews-gadgets-nottheonion-InternetIsBeautiful-aww-space-books-dataisbeautiful-gifs-mildlyinteresting-explainlikeimfive-OldSchoolCool-Fitness-philosophy-Art-tifu-TwoXChromosomes-photoshopbattles-EarthPorn-WritingPrompts-UpliftingNews-LifeProTips-nosleep-funny-DIY-todayilearned-science-listentothis-Showerthoughts-asksciencemore » fifthworldproblemscommentsrelatedwant to join? login or register in seconds|Englishlimit my search to /r/fifthworldproblemsuse the following search parameters to narrow your results:subreddit:subredditfind submissions in "subreddit"author:usernamefind submissions by "username"site:example.comfind submissions from "example.com"url:textsearch for "text" in urlselftext:textsearch for "text" in self post contentsself:yes (or self:no)include (or exclude) self postsnsfw:yes (or nsfw:no)include (or exclude) results marked as NSFWe.g. subreddit:aww site:imgur.com dogsee the search faq for details.advanced search: by author, subreddit...this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2012273 points (94% upvoted)shortlink: remember mereset passwordloginSubmit a new text postfifthworldproblemssubscribeunsubscribe49,460 readers~25 users here now
created by happybadgera community for 3 yearsmessage the moderatorsMODERATORShappybadgerwiluDoglawyerzimmaster4Initiator of DoglawjusthereforhideschefanubisPollo MisteriosoatomicthumbsBritishEnglishPoliceThe Holy One, Incarnatejamt9000prophetfxbAscended Mastercupcake1713...and 5 more »272273274You're actually a slave, trapped in a closed off world and everyone around you is an actor - get out, get out now! Find me. (self.fifthworldproblems)submitted 1 year ago by [deleted]47 commentssharecancelsorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted onloading...sorted by: bestbesttopnewhotcontroversialoldrandomyou are viewing a single comment's thread.view the rest of the comments →[–]horseniss 32 points33 points34 points 1 year ago (5 children)sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted onI must be one damn important slave then. permalink[–]The_Third_One 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago (3 children)sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted onYou're the last of your kind, those actors are human.
permalinkparent[–]Hypersapien 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago (2 children)sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted onSo not so much a slave as a zoo exhibit, then?
They could at least give me a fake world where I don't have to work.
permalinkparent[–]TheDiscoBastard 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago (1 child)sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted onbut then you'd become decrepit and depressed now wouldn't you
permalinkparent[–]thomas1to 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago (0 children)sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted onNot if I had Reddit
permalinkparent[–]miranasaurus 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago (0 children)sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted onThis is true. Its time you finally found out. We tried to hide it as long as we could, but I always knew this was inevitable...
Go to the dresser beside your window and open the bottom drawer. Inside may look empty, but dig further. There is a notch at the bottom which if you lift, will open a new section. Inside here is a map, and while you may not know how to read it at first, you will some day. Understand that all is not as it seems. You are in grave danger, do not assume otherwise because of the actors around you - they have their jobs for a reason. Once you find the map, flip it over and read the instructions on the other side. If you cannot make them out, take them to that one person you know is not a sham. Kill this person because they are the best pretender of us all, and have been waiting their entire life to betray you. Cut open their body and smear their blood over the instructions. This should cause the chemical reaction required to decipher the code. Follow those instructions NO MATTER WHAT.
I must go before they find me.
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horseniss comments on You're actually a slave, trapped in a closed off world and everyone around you is an actor - get out, get out now! Find me.jump to contentmy subredditsannouncementsArtAskRedditaskscienceawwblogbookscreepydataisbeautifulDIYDocumentariesEarthPornexplainlikeimfiveFitnessfoodfunnyFuturologygadgetsgamingGetMotivatedgifshistoryIAmAInternetIsBeautifulJokesLifeProTipslistentothismildlyinterestingmoviesMusicnewsnosleepnottheonionOldSchoolCoolpersonalfinancephilosophyphotoshopbattlespicsscienceShowerthoughtsspacesportstelevisiontifutodayilearnedTwoXChromosomesUpliftingNewsvideosworldnewsWritingPromptsedit subscriptionsfront-all-random | IAmA-videos-Music-personalfinance-television-food-GetMotivated-Documentaries-gaming-Futurology-sports-history-pics-creepy-movies-Jokes-AskReddit-news-worldnews-gadgets-nottheonion-InternetIsBeautiful-aww-space-books-dataisbeautiful-gifs-mildlyinteresting-explainlikeimfive-OldSchoolCool-Fitness-philosophy-Art-tifu-TwoXChromosomes-photoshopbattles-EarthPorn-WritingPrompts-UpliftingNews-LifeProTips-nosleep-funny-DIY-todayilearned-science-listentothis-Showerthoughts-asksciencemore » fifthworldproblemscommentsrelatedwant to join? login or register in seconds|Englishlimit my search to /r/fifthworldproblemsuse the following search parameters to narrow your results:subreddit:subredditfind submissions in "subreddit"author:usernamefind submissions by "username"site:example.comfind submissions from "example.com"url:textsearch for "text" in urlselftext:textsearch for "text" in self post contentsself:yes (or self:no)include (or exclude) self postsnsfw:yes (or nsfw:no)include (or exclude) results marked as NSFWe.g. subreddit:aww site:imgur.com dogsee the search faq for details.advanced search: by author, subreddit...this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2012273 points (94% upvoted)shortlink: remember mereset passwordloginSubmit a new text postfifthworldproblemssubscribeunsubscribe49,460 readers~25 users here now
created by happybadgera community for 3 yearsmessage the moderatorsMODERATORShappybadgerwiluDoglawyerzimmaster4Initiator of DoglawjusthereforhideschefanubisPollo MisteriosoatomicthumbsBritishEnglishPoliceThe Holy One, Incarnatejamt9000prophetfxbAscended Mastercupcake1713...and 5 more »272273274You're actually a slave, trapped in a closed off world and everyone around you is an actor - get out, get out now! Find me. (self.fifthworldproblems)submitted 1 year ago by [deleted]47 commentssharecancelsorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted onloading...sorted by: bestbesttopnewhotcontroversialoldrandomyou are viewing a single comment's thread.view the rest of the comments →[–]horseniss 32 points33 points34 points 1 year ago (5 children)sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted onI must be one damn important slave then. permalink[–]The_Third_One 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago (3 children)sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted onYou're the last of your kind, those actors are human.
permalinkparent[–]Hypersapien 14 points15 points16 points 1 year
 ago (2 children)sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted onSo not so much a slave as a zoo exhibit, then?
They could at least give me a fake world where I don't have to work.
permalinkparent[–]TheDiscoBastard 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago (1 child)sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted onbut then you'd become decrepit and depressed now wouldn't you
permalinkparent[–]thomas1to 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago (0 children)sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted onNot if I had Reddit
permalinkparent[–]miranasaurus 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago (0 children)sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted onThis is true. Its time you finally found out. We tried to hide it as long as we could, but I always knew this was inevitable...
Go to the dresser beside your window and open the bottom drawer. Inside may look empty, but dig further. There is a notch at the bottom which if you lift, will open a new section. Inside here is a map, and while you may not know how to read it at first, you will some day. Understand that all is not as it seems. You are in grave danger, do not assume otherwise because of the actors around you - they have their jobs for a reason. Once you find the map, flip it over and read the instructions on the other side. If you cannot make them out, take them to that one person you know is not a sham. Kill this person because they are the best pretender of us all, and have been waiting their entire life to betray you. Cut open their body and smear their blood over the instructions. This should cause the chemical reaction required to decipher the code. Follow those instructions NO MATTER WHAT.
I must go before they find me.
username:try anotheravailable!account recovery email: (optional)we only send email at your requestpassword:verify password:remember mecreate accountis it really that easy? only one way to find out...loginalready have an account and just want to login?username:password:remember merecover passwordloginclose this windowinterface languageEnglish [en]العربية [ar]Беларуская мова [be]български език [bg]Bosanski [bs]català [ca]česky [cs]dansk [da]Deutsch [de]Ελληνικά [el]English (Australia) [en-au]English (Canadian) [en-ca]English (Great Britain) [en-gb]English [en-us]Esperanto [eo]español [es]español [es-ar]eesti keel [et]Euskara [eu]فارسی [fa]suomi [fi]français [fr]Gàidhlig [gd]עברית [he]मानक हिन्दी [hi]hrvatski [hr]Magyar [hu]Հայերեն լեզու [hy]Bahasa Indonesia [id]íslenska [is] (*)italiano (Italy) [it]日本語 [ja]ಕನ್ನಡ [kn_IN]한국어 [ko]Latin [la]1337 [leet]LOL [lol]lietuvių kalba [lt]latviešu valoda [lv]Nederlands [nl]Nynorsk [nn]Norsk [no]Arrrrrrrr! [pir]polski [pl]português [pt] (*)português [pt-pt]português brasileiro [pt_BR]română [ro]русский [ru]slovenčina [sk]slovenščina [sl]српски језик [sr]Srpski [sr-la]Svenska [sv]தமிழ் [ta]ภาษาไทย [th]Türkçe [tr]українська мова [uk]Tiếng Việt [vi]中文 [zh] (*) incomplete volunteer to translateπ Rendered by PID 10593 on app-138 at 2014-10-26 04:57:55.373047+00:00 running d911df0 country code: US.