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Blonde in a Baptist Church
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.”
The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory.
Now stand and confess your transgression.”
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic — stood up from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.”
British Tax Return Error joke,tax return,tax return jooke
The HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.
In response to the question Do you have anyone dependent on you?,
The man wrote:- “2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 90,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 649 self serving lying ponces in our Parliament and the entire European Commission”.
The man’s response back to HMRC was “Who did I miss out?”.
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9 responses to “Blonde in church joke.”
Devina a Lemon flavoured Jellybean | March 28, 2013 at 11:05 PM | Reply
He he! That first one, I’m sure that’ll be the talk for generations 😀
Harry | March 28, 2013 at 11:19 PM | Reply
Ina | March 29, 2013 at 7:03 AM | Reply
Lorna's Voice | March 30, 2013 at 5:50 PM | Reply
Hey, Harry, I resemble that first joke! 😉
Harry | March 30, 2013 at 8:23 PM | Reply
You slept with a preacher 😆
tatl33 | April 2, 2013 at 9:54 AM | Reply
Haha, love the first one 😀
lanceleuven | April 3, 2013 at 12:40 PM | Reply
Excellent! I particularly love the second one. 🙂
Y. O. Ming | April 5, 2013 at 3:38 PM | Reply
I loved them both…
Harry | April 5, 2013 at 8:06 PM | Reply
Blonde in church joke. | dribblingpensioner
← Harry says goodbye.
14 year old Jade killed by dogs →
Blonde in a Baptist Church
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.”
The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory.
Now stand and confess your transgression.”
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic — stood up from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.”
British Tax Return Error joke,tax return,tax return jooke
The HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.
In response to the question Do you have anyone dependent on you?,
The man wrote:- 
“2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 90,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 649 self serving lying ponces in our Parliament and the entire European Commission”.
The man’s response back to HMRC was “Who did I miss out?”.
This entry was posted in jokes and tagged Baptist Church, blonde joke Ku Klux Klan, gorgeous blonde joke, HMRC joke, humour, joke, joke's, tax return joke. Bookmark the permalink.
9 responses to “Blonde in church joke.”
Devina a Lemon flavoured Jellybean | March 28, 2013 at 11:05 PM | Reply
He he! That first one, I’m sure that’ll be the talk for generations 😀
Harry | March 28, 2013 at 11:19 PM | Reply
Ina | March 29, 2013 at 7:03 AM | Reply
Lorna's Voice | March 30, 2013 at 5:50 PM | Reply
Hey, Harry, I resemble that first joke! 😉
Harry | March 30, 2013 at 8:23 PM | Reply
You slept with a preacher 😆
tatl33 | April 2, 2013 at 9:54 AM | Reply
Haha, love the first one 😀
lanceleuven | April 3, 2013 at 12:40 PM | Reply
Excellent! I particularly love the second one. 🙂
Y. O. Ming | April 5, 2013 at 3:38 PM | Reply
I loved them both…
Harry | April 5, 2013 at 8:06 PM | Reply