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Fat Is A Felinist Issue
Yo Humans. It is I, Sparta Puss. I haven’t been able to get my paws on the pooter box for ages because the bald monkeys I live with are ALWAYS hogging it. Idiots. The she-ape has had me on a diet. She says she’s fed up with people fat-shaming me on Facebook, whatever that is. So I’m on healthy rations. That’s what she calls it. I call it starvation! All the hairless apes in the family are cooing at me and telling me how nice I look but I DON’T CARE! There was a book a while back called “Fat Is A Feminist Issue”. Well I say that Fat Is A Felinist Issue and the monkeys should give me back my food. If I don’t care about having a bingo-belly then it’s none of their business to be bothered.
In solidarity, my felinista friends. I’ll try and get my paws on the pooter quicker next time.
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11 Responses to “Fat Is A Felinist Issue”
Leonie Andrews October 12, 2019 at 11:39 #
Alli Farkas October 11, 2019 at 20:09 #
Geez Sparta I thought maybe you were dead! Of course, you might be soon if you don’t get your accustomed rations back.
Rosie Scribblah October 12, 2019 at 10:25 #
Please don’t encourage her!
Alli Farkas October 12, 2019 at 22:12 #
Leonie Andrews October 10, 2019 at 22:55 #
Hey Sparta, you better show the she-ape that fat is necessary for surviving winter.https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/3917452002
Rosie Scribblah October 12, 2019 at 10:26 #
You know, she really doesn’t need any encouragement!
Leonie Andrews October 10, 2019 at 12:39 #
Hello Sparta Puss, so good to hear from you again. How cruel those bald apes can be. I know a feline called Stickies, whose bald ape Nina Katchadourian makes him do her art opening promotions on Instagram. I’m sure you and Stickies would have a lot to day to each other.
Leonie Andrews October 10, 2019 at 12:40 #
That’s say to each other.
Rosie Scribblah October 10, 2019 at 13:03 #
That’s out and out kitty abuse!
Catwoods October 9, 2019 at 23:02 #
Sparta Puss you are not alone! Franklin finds the diet idea Not Cool!
Franklin sounds like my kinda kitty. Sparta x
Fat Is A Felinist Issue | scribblah
Fat Is A Felinist Issue
Yo Humans. It is I, Sparta Puss. I haven’t been able to get my paws on the pooter box for ages because the bald monkeys I live with are ALWAYS hogging it. Idiots. The she-ape has had me on a diet. She says she’s fed up with people fat-shaming me on Facebook, whatever that is. So I’m on healthy rations. That’s what she calls it. I call it starvation! All the hairless apes in the family are cooing at me and telling me how nice I look but I DON’T CARE! There was a book a while back called “Fat Is A Feminist Issue”. Well I say that Fat Is A Felinist Issue and the monkeys should give me back my food. If I don’t care about having a bingo-belly then it’s none of their business to be bothered.
In solidarity, my felinista friends. I’ll try and get my paws on the pooter quicker next time.
Tags: #artforsale, #ArtistsofTwitter, #artistsontwitter, #Caturday, #Twitart, #Welshart, @ArtsWales, @RosieScribblah, @Waleslover, @womensart1, @WomensArts, @wordpressdotcom, art, Artfinder, calico cats, cats, diets for cats, Fat Is A Feminist Issue, fat shaming, humour, kunst, sketchbooks, Tortoiseshell cats
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11 Responses to “Fat 
Is A Felinist Issue”
Leonie Andrews October 12, 2019 at 11:39 #
Alli Farkas October 11, 2019 at 20:09 #
Geez Sparta I thought maybe you were dead! Of course, you might be soon if you don’t get your accustomed rations back.
Rosie Scribblah October 12, 2019 at 10:25 #
Please don’t encourage her!
Alli Farkas October 12, 2019 at 22:12 #
Leonie Andrews October 10, 2019 at 22:55 #
Hey Sparta, you better show the she-ape that fat is necessary for surviving winter.https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/3917452002
Rosie Scribblah October 12, 2019 at 10:26 #
You know, she really doesn’t need any encouragement!
Leonie Andrews October 10, 2019 at 12:39 #
Hello Sparta Puss, so good to hear from you again. How cruel those bald apes can be. I know a feline called Stickies, whose bald ape Nina Katchadourian makes him do her art opening promotions on Instagram. I’m sure you and Stickies would have a lot to day to each other.
Leonie Andrews October 10, 2019 at 12:40 #
That’s say to each other.
Rosie Scribblah October 10, 2019 at 13:03 #
That’s out and out kitty abuse!
Catwoods October 9, 2019 at 23:02 #
Sparta Puss you are not alone! Franklin finds the diet idea Not Cool!
Franklin sounds like my kinda kitty. Sparta x