Solomonia: Hollywood Gets Its Creep On
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Hollywood Gets Its Creep On
"I promise to be a servant to our President." Whoah. That's just creepy. Get me re-write on the phone! Michael Graham: This pledge a bad act
...Demi Moore and her boy toy Ashton Kutcher have put together a YouTube video called "The Pledge," in which a cast of celebrities and semi-celebs pledge their service to Obama...
...Yes, yes; helping hungry people and being a better parent are good things. But weren't they just as good a year ago? Eight years ago? Did Eva Longoria really have to wait post-Bush to plant those 500 trees? Had Karl Rove stolen her shovel?
And what happens to these pledges if - Chris Matthews forbid - Obama loses in 2012? Will these celebrities go back to beating their kids, flushing their commodes and drinking their Fiji from a bottle?
America was a nation worthy of our pledges and our passion long before Moore started dating high school kids. And Obama's success didn't make America great. It's a reflection of our nation's greatness.
Demi Moore should speak the truth, admit she's really just a servant of her plastic surgeon, and leave us mortals alone.
Also excellent is Andrew Breitbart: I Pledge to Ridicule Celebrities Who Refuse to Recognize We Are At War With People Who Want to Kill Them, Too (via Graham)
The Flea pledges to resist the Borg.
Posted by Solomon at 1:29 PM on Thursday, Jan 22, 2009 | Comments (2)
#1 max | January 22, 2009 4:04 PM
How could you miss this hilarious piss-take by Iowahawk?
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/dburge/2009/01/20/i-pledge/
#2 Solomon | January 22, 2009 4:09 PM
Solomonia: Hollywood Gets Its Creep On
« Bait, Switch and Dish -- Harvard Style | Main | I pledge »
Hollywood Gets Its Creep On
"I promise to be a servant to our President." Whoah. That's just creepy. Get me re-write on the phone! Michael Graham: This pledge a bad act
...Demi Moore and her boy toy Ashton Kutcher have put together a YouTube video called "The Pledge," in which a cast of celebrities and semi-celebs pledge their service to Obama...
...Yes, yes; helping hungry people and being a better parent are good things. But weren't they just as good a year ago? Eight years ago? Did Eva Longoria really have to wait post-Bush to plant those 500 trees? Had Karl Rove stolen her shovel?
And what happens to these pledges if - Chris Matthews forbid - Obama loses in 2012? Will these celebrities go back to beating their kids, flushi
ng their commodes and drinking their Fiji from a bottle?
America was a nation worthy of our pledges and our passion long before Moore started dating high school kids. And Obama's success didn't make America great. It's a reflection of our nation's greatness.
Demi Moore should speak the truth, admit she's really just a servant of her plastic surgeon, and leave us mortals alone.
Also excellent is Andrew Breitbart: I Pledge to Ridicule Celebrities Who Refuse to Recognize We Are At War With People Who Want to Kill Them, Too (via Graham)
The Flea pledges to resist the Borg.
Posted by Solomon at 1:29 PM on Thursday, Jan 22, 2009 | Comments (2)
#1 max | January 22, 2009 4:04 PM
How could you miss this hilarious piss-take by Iowahawk?
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/dburge/2009/01/20/i-pledge/
#2 Solomon | January 22, 2009 4:09 PM