Daily Victim Archive: I've Been Defending This Flag since You Were in Your Father's Scrotum
I've Been Defending This Flag since You Were in Your Father's Scrotum
Look here, chumpy! This flag, this base, this turf is MINE, you understand? I've been defending this very flag since before you even installed Windows. I've been defending this flag since before daylight savings time. You know when they invented luggage wheels? I don't, either, but I can say almost with certainty that whenever they did I was still defending this damn flag. So listen up!
I own this base, see? When new rockets spawn in, you must wait at LEAST four seconds before you pick them up. After four seconds, you can be assured that I left them there intentionally for my teammates and didn't need them for myself. How can you know for sure? Because I know when ALL the rockets in this base will spawn, and I time each and every one! How can I do that?
Because I've been defending this base since before the Falkland Islands War!
When you hear a splash, you will ignore the pool in the back of the base and instead guard the front door. This is known as covering my back. I'll kill the jerk coming through the water entrance, because I have sighted eac
Daily Victim Archive: I've Been Defending This Flag since You Were in Your Father's Scrotum
I've Been Defending This Flag since You Were in Your Father's Scrotum
Look here, chumpy! This flag, this base, this turf is MINE, you understand? I've been defending this very flag since before you even installed Windows. I've been defending this flag since before daylight savings time. You know when they invented luggage wheels? I don't, either, but I can say almost with certainty that whenever they did I was still defending this damn flag. So listen up!
I own this base, see? When new rockets spawn in, you must wa
it at LEAST four seconds before you pick them up. After four seconds, you can be assured that I left them there intentionally for my teammates and didn't need them for myself. How can you know for sure? Because I know when ALL the rockets in this base will spawn, and I time each and every one! How can I do that?
Because I've been defending this base since before the Falkland Islands War!
When you hear a splash, you will ignore the pool in the back of the base and instead guard the front door. This is known as covering my back. I'll kill the jerk coming through the water entrance, because I have sighted eac