Octopus' Garden: RECEPTION
JM: Who need cable? See, we wrap up rabbit ear in tinfoil! Such stupid spend money for cable. How much you spend for cable every month?
AH: You can stay in my apartment. I'll give you my bedroom.
AH: Maybe I don't want a house. It's very expensive. And a lot of work. And anxiety.
AH: I'm on a retirement plan.
AH: Well, then I guess I"ll just have to kill myself.
AH: No offense, but I think you'll both be dead by then.
JM: Such crazy! Why everyone there so crazy? I so worry! How you going to get through rest of summer when don't get pay?
AH: I'm all set for the summer. I have plenty of money.
JM: I pack you cold chicken in ice cooler so you have something to eat. And apple. And soft drink. So you don't have to spend all money like burning big hole in your pocket at Subway. They so expensive! And not give you any meat! But that way you have something to eat so you not starve to death. Okay?
JM: Where reception go? Hey! You be useful. Go stand right there! No, more left! No, no! What's matter with you! Other way! Maybe you go play with rabbit ear? No! That's worse! No, there! Better! Stay right there!
JM: Maybe. I don't know. Hurry! Kristy Yamaguchi going to dance! I don't want to miss it!
JM: Hey, that's good idea! [To my father.] Your daughter say put your knee up. Get better reception.
Following Kristy Yamaguchi's Win on Dancing With the Stars:
During Season Finale of Gray's Anatomy When Reception Goes Out Entirely During Last Three Minutes:
JM: Can't you tell? I thought you expert. Publish paper about that kind of thing on T.V.
posted by Artichoke Heart at 2:01 PM
I am laughing so hard I can't even see straight.
Lu, at 7:13 PM
Sweet AH - I'm dying laughing here... "Put your knee up. Get better reception." Priceless!
MJ, at 8:06 PM
Amazing, the price of gas being what it is and yet *somehow* you manage to make sure you have enough money to make the trip home...lol!
mahnu.uterna, at 11:26 PM
no words could do justice.......don't you love parents.......
Octopus' Garden: RECEPTION
JM: Who need cable? See, we wrap up rabbit ear in tinfoil! Such stupid spend money for cable. How much you spend for cable every month?
AH: You can stay in my apartment. I'll give you my bedroom.
AH: Maybe I don't want a house. It's very expensive. And a lot of work. And anxiety.
AH: I'm on a retirement plan.
AH: Well, then I guess I"ll just have to kill myself.
AH: No offense, but I think you'll both be dead by then.
JM: Such crazy! Why everyone there so crazy? I so worry! How you going to get through rest of summer when don't get pay?
AH: I'm all set for the summer. I have plenty of money.
JM: I pack you cold chicken in ice cooler so you have something to eat. And apple. And soft drink. So you don't have to spend all money like burning big hole in your pocket at Subway. They so expensive! And not give you any meat! But that way you have something to eat so you not starve to death. Okay?
JM: Where reception go? Hey! You be useful. Go stand right there! No, more le
ft! No, no! What's matter with you! Other way! Maybe you go play with rabbit ear? No! That's worse! No, there! Better! Stay right there!
JM: Maybe. I don't know. Hurry! Kristy Yamaguchi going to dance! I don't want to miss it!
JM: Hey, that's good idea! [To my father.] Your daughter say put your knee up. Get better reception.
Following Kristy Yamaguchi's Win on Dancing With the Stars:
During Season Finale of Gray's Anatomy When Reception Goes Out Entirely During Last Three Minutes:
JM: Can't you tell? I thought you expert. Publish paper about that kind of thing on T.V.
posted by Artichoke Heart at 2:01 PM
I am laughing so hard I can't even see straight.
Lu, at 7:13 PM
Sweet AH - I'm dying laughing here... "Put your knee up. Get better reception." Priceless!
MJ, at 8:06 PM
Amazing, the price of gas being what it is and yet *somehow* you manage to make sure you have enough money to make the trip home...lol!
mahnu.uterna, at 11:26 PM
no words could do justice.......don't you love parents.......