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Explanation of Phone Charges (Humor)
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he finishes the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she finishes the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he finishes the devil informs him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush gets to call the USA for free. The devil says, “Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so naturally it’s a local call.”
Tags:devil, England, George Bush, hell, Obama, phone, Queen Elizabeth, Russia, Satan, USA, Vladimir Putin
hell | Secondhand Soapbox
Explanation of Phone Charges (Humor)
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he finishes the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she finishes the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollar
s, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he finishes the devil informs him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush gets to call the USA for free. The devil says, “Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so naturally it’s a local call.”
Tags:devil, England, George Bush, hell, Obama, phone, Queen Elizabeth, Russia, Satan, USA, Vladimir Putin