Dragon and Jaguar's profit venture. - Planet Half-Life
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Dragon and Jaguar's profit venture.
So this is our comic book.
After dear old Jack made a lot of money with his "journal" where he wrote about how he had crushes on all the female members of the Resistance, we decided (that being Jaguar and I) that if "Sergeant Jack Harper" could educate you with his long and chatty tales about the Resistance, so could we. So we made this bitchin' comic book.
That's right, Dragon. This comic book really is bitchin'. Violence! Action! Romance! Sure, we may fudge the details a few times, but that's beyond consequence! This is HISTORY! Buy this and take it to your teacher or your mom and say "Look mom, Jaguar and Dragon are teaching me!" We make learning FUN!
Remember kids, the government takes half of every dollar we make to help pay for the reconstruction of the world, so buy twice as many issues to keep Dragon and I in booze and pre-war Mercede-benzes. You're helping save the world, one poorly printed dollar at a time!
Some kind of whale
Dragon and Jaguar's profit venture. - Planet Half-Life
Home | Comics
Dragon and Jaguar's profit venture.
So this is our comic book.
After dear old Jack made a lot of money with his "journal" where he wrote about how he had crushes on all the female members of the Resistance, we decided (that being Jaguar and I) that if "Sergeant Jack Harper" could educate you with his long and chatty tales about the Resistance, so could we. So we made this bitchin' comic book.
That's right, Dragon. This comic book really is bitchin'. Viol
ence! Action! Romance! Sure, we may fudge the details a few times, but that's beyond consequence! This is HISTORY! Buy this and take it to your teacher or your mom and say "Look mom, Jaguar and Dragon are teaching me!" We make learning FUN!
Remember kids, the government takes half of every dollar we make to help pay for the reconstruction of the world, so buy twice as many issues to keep Dragon and I in booze and pre-war Mercede-benzes. You're helping save the world, one poorly printed dollar at a time!
Some kind of whale