Vodka Cranberry Clooney: The Golden Globes - Some George Clooney Stuff
All of those handsome wealthy men are gay and have small penises. I know this because they are better looking and wealthier than me. Except for George. He's cool. He's the only guy that other guys will give you a "pass" for having a heterosexual dude crush on.
Vodka Cranberry Clooney: The Golden Globes - Some George Clooney Stuff
All of those handsome wealthy men are gay and have small penises. I know this because they are
 better looking and wealthier than me. Except for George. He's cool. He's the only guy that other guys will give you a "pass" for having a heterosexual dude crush on.