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Local idiot Michelle Smegma, 46, of Encino, CA announced this morning that she will vote for Hillary because Cyndi Lauper "said Donald Trump is Hitler."
Though Adolf Hitler has been dead since 1945 and there is no evidence that Trump has dedicated his life to hunting down Jews, building death camps and waging genocidal wars of conquest, Smegma is still convinced they are one and the same person. Her husband, Sam Smegma, 50, notes "Michelle thinks Lauper was being literal, so she believes that hysterical pop star metaphors displaying an unflattering lack of perspective and literacy warrant an overruling of her own reservations about Clinton. She is, after all, an idiot, bless her simple heart."
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Local Idiot Follows Cyndi Lauper's Lead When Voting | The Impious Digest
HomePoliticsHillary ClintonLocal Idiot Follows Cyndi Lauper’s Lead When Voting
Local idiot Michelle Smegma, 46, of Encino, CA announced this morning that she will vote for Hillary because Cyndi Lauper "said Donald Trump is Hitler."
Though Adolf Hitler has been dead since 1945 and there is no evidence that Trump has dedicated his life to hunting down Jews, building death camps and waging genocidal wars of conquest, Smegma i
s still convinced they are one and the same person. Her husband, Sam Smegma, 50, notes "Michelle thinks Lauper was being literal, so she believes that hysterical pop star metaphors displaying an unflattering lack of perspective and literacy warrant an overruling of her own reservations about Clinton. She is, after all, an idiot, bless her simple heart."
US Congress To Begin Immediate Impeachment Of Hillary Clinton If She Wins
January 16, 2017 Independent Press Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, JAG