Ambush Predator: Colchester Council: ‘”We’d Rather You Were Robbed, Frankly…”
Colchester Council: ‘”We’d Rather You Were Robbed, Frankly…”
And they wonder why they can’t attract business?
OK, he’s in the wrong for putting them up and then applying for planning permission, though just why you should need to have planning permission for an anti-theft device is anyone’s guess…
That’s what we call a ‘no brainer’, Colchester Council…
The commenters to the article are a little sceptical that the area is considered a ‘conservation area’ in the first place, and with good reason.
Would it be better if he painted a nice landscape on it?
And Colchester Council is quite happy to see businesses either pay over the odds for security fittings, or f**k off, it seems.
It’s really no surprise that they are going downhill rapidly, is it?
Labels: local councils, red tape
Perhaps a poundland or a KFC would be more acceptable to them.
Or a pokey charity shop
Campaign for Non Disarmament said...
I'd go for a "peace shop" every time. You know, full of tat with the CND badge on them. There used to be one near where I lived and it specialised in rainbow-coloured tat.
I was sorry it go, but maybe it moved to Tehran.
Colchester is, alas, way beyond redemption.
A hideous conglomeration of concrete over the top of what must have once been a rather nice market town.
Perhaps they'll get a 'community cafe' or 'drop in centre' in its place.
The only way a jumped up jerk can get hold of any power is to become a councilor or worse a politician.
The easiest way to near permanent power is to become a planning officer.
I am extremely fortunate to have a planning barrister as a weekender neighbour who once empowered me to catch them in their lies.
Through the modern miracle of Googlemaps, it is possible to 'walk' down the street where Mr Slar has his shop and to decide if it is a dump or not.
The postcode is CO3 3EN. Hosh stands at the junction of Crouch Street and Headgate/Head Street.
Crouch Street itself is bisected with the other half being the richer end with bistros, antique shops etc, but the council have gone to some effort to make sure that it is easy for people to walk along and spend money. They have aimed for an a 1950s or 1960s version of a British market town high street; some of the shops are very old indeed, dotted with newer ones, but most are independents. Even in the slightly rougher end there is no shortage of bars, florists and gift shops aiming to be like Crouch End or maybe even Islington.
As the road leads in to a pleasant and rich suburb of arts and craftss 5-bedroom houses it is not a dump. It is just that Mr Slar has picked a site near the pub and Chinese takeaway end with more foot-fall, whereas he might have preferred to take a unit up the quieter end where the posher shops are. He has put in a neo-brutalist black and silver front which is as subtle as a black eye and jars with the adjoining Tudorbethan pizzeria.
About three doors down a competing jeweller doesn't appear to be in an argument with the council, but it is possible Hosh Jewellery is more vulnerable to attack as it is right on the corner. Especially from anybody who doesn't care for a building which looks like corned beef with a wellington boot embedded in it.
"Or a pokey charity shop"
In Southend, we'd WELCOME charity shops in the high st!
Where Boots and others have moved out, they seem to be taken over by tacky shops selling ultra-cheap clothing with vaguely middle-eastern men standing outside shouting their wares.
"Colchester is, alas, way beyond redemption."
And at one stage, it was a decent shopping experience. :(
"The easiest way to near permanent power is to become a planning officer.
They make up the rules as they go along."
iDave's 'localism' is presumably going to make that worse?
"... a building which looks like corned beef with a wellington boot embedded in it."
It IS amazingly unattractive, isn't it? I wonder what sort of shutters the council inspector recommended?
Ambush Predator: Colchester Council: ‘”We’d Rather You Were Robbed, Frankly…”
Colchester Council: ‘”We’d Rather You Were Robbed, Frankly…”
And they wonder why they can’t attract business?
OK, he’s in the wrong for putting them up and then applying for planning permission, though just why you should need to have planning permission for an anti-theft device is anyone’s guess…
That’s what we call a ‘no brainer’, Colchester Council…
The commenters to the article are a little sceptical that the area is considered a ‘conservation area’ in the first place, and with good reason.
Would it be better if he painted a nice landscape on it?
And Colchester Council is quite happy to see businesses either pay over the odds for security fittings, or f**k off, it seems.
It’s really no surprise that they are going downhill rapidly, is it?
Labels: local councils, red tape
Perhaps a poundland or a KFC would be more acceptable to them.
Or a pokey charity shop
Campaign for Non Disarmament said...
I'd go for a "peace shop" every time. You know, full of tat with the CND badge on them. There used to be one near where I lived and it specialised in rainbow-coloured tat.
I was sorry it go, but maybe it moved to Tehran.
Colchester is, alas, way beyond redemption.
A hideous conglomeration of concrete over the top of what must have once been a rather nice market town.
Perhaps they'll get a 'community cafe' or 'drop in centre' in its place.
The only way a jumped up jerk can get hold of any power is to become a councilor or worse a politician.
The easiest way to near permanent power is to become a planning officer.
I am extremely fortunate to have a planning barrister as a weekender neighbour who once empowered me to catch them in their lies.
Through the modern miracle of Googlemaps, it is possible to 'walk' down the street where Mr Slar has his shop and to decide if it is a dump or not.
The postcode is CO3 3EN. Hosh stands at the junction of Crouch Street and Headgate/Head Street.
Crouch Street itsel
f is bisected with the other half being the richer end with bistros, antique shops etc, but the council have gone to some effort to make sure that it is easy for people to walk along and spend money. They have aimed for an a 1950s or 1960s version of a British market town high street; some of the shops are very old indeed, dotted with newer ones, but most are independents. Even in the slightly rougher end there is no shortage of bars, florists and gift shops aiming to be like Crouch End or maybe even Islington.
As the road leads in to a pleasant and rich suburb of arts and craftss 5-bedroom houses it is not a dump. It is just that Mr Slar has picked a site near the pub and Chinese takeaway end with more foot-fall, whereas he might have preferred to take a unit up the quieter end where the posher shops are. He has put in a neo-brutalist black and silver front which is as subtle as a black eye and jars with the adjoining Tudorbethan pizzeria.
About three doors down a competing jeweller doesn't appear to be in an argument with the council, but it is possible Hosh Jewellery is more vulnerable to attack as it is right on the corner. Especially from anybody who doesn't care for a building which looks like corned beef with a wellington boot embedded in it.
"Or a pokey charity shop"
In Southend, we'd WELCOME charity shops in the high st!
Where Boots and others have moved out, they seem to be taken over by tacky shops selling ultra-cheap clothing with vaguely middle-eastern men standing outside shouting their wares.
"Colchester is, alas, way beyond redemption."
And at one stage, it was a decent shopping experience. :(
"The easiest way to near permanent power is to become a planning officer.
They make up the rules as they go along."
iDave's 'localism' is presumably going to make that worse?
"... a building which looks like corned beef with a wellington boot embedded in it."
It IS amazingly unattractive, isn't it? I wonder what sort of shutters the council inspector recommended?