Is Tiger Woods an Alien?, page 4
I would say he most definately is an alien. To all those non human beings from another planet that is.
Originally posted by Neferes
I don't see how you can say that George Bush is a lizard man and then deny the plausibility that Tiger Woods is an alien.
At any rate, I have the proof that you all were asking for in regards to Tiger Woods' status as an alien.
After seeing the harsh treatment that Randolph or Rudolph or Jim or whatever the hell the OP's name is received for his psychotic...er...unconventional theories regarding Tiger Woods, I did a little research myself and found this picture. Yes, Tiger Woods is holding a man's face. He obviously ate him. He did a rather clean job of it. Looks kinda proud too. Hence, he can only be alien.
Hey, Nef, thanks for the cool pic. (That could be why he wears the red shirts on Sundays?)
[edit on 8/16/2007 by Rudolph_X]
Someone should pitch it to Disney, the idea for a movie. Similar to the basketball movie, with Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, and the 'big', I won't mention his name, basketball player, who liked to wag his tounge when he dunked the ball, who was the star of the movie. He had to join Bugs Bunny's basketball team and lead them to victory. Same (proven) formula, different star, different sport. I'm seeing $$$! (And in golf there are four rounds of golf, instead of just one game like in basketball, so there would be plenty of room for sub-plots, etc.)
Of course, in the movie, Tiger won't be the alien. His caddie Steve can play that part.
Like in those other hybrid human/cartoon combo movies Disney is famous for already... I think Tiger would make a great movie star, and golf is big enough for this kind of movie, if Disney was interested in doing it. But I ought to get a percent for coming up with the idea for it, right? (Disney has too much integrity to just go out and steal my idea, right?)
Hey, Mickey Mouse, are you listening out there?
posted on Aug, 17 2007 @ 01:15 AM
Hello Mrmanuval.
Why didn't I think of that? That's the best theory I've heard so far. I'm awarding you with the best of the best "Is Tiger Woods an Alien" accolade. Whatever that is---you got it.
posted on Aug, 17 2007 @ 01:40 AM
Actually, Jack (AKA "Tiger") is a shape-shifter looking to break his own records
I like your idea! That is a distinct possibility.
Yeah, that's a great pic of Jack 'you the man' Nicklaus. What I like most about it is that you can clearly see how he holds the club with a closs-finger grip. The pinkey of the right hand is sort of crossed over with the index finger of the left hand, and both hands are locked in place, funcitioning as one unit.
Mr. Harry Vardon invented that style of holding the club. Jack used it well, and Tiger copied Jack, and uses the same style grip for holding the club. I also use the 'Vardon grip', as it is sometimes called, because, for me, the ball seems to fly straighter, when making straight shots. It is also a good grip because it is easy to manuver and 'work' the ball, making shots that 'hook' or 'fade' by slightly adjusting the grip, turning it either left or right. (See a PGA professsional if you need more help with your game, and take a lesson, if you can.)
Golf legend Bobby (I'm not an alien) Jones also used that grip. I think one of his famous sayings was, "I'm not an alien. I just want to play golf like one." Bobby Jones brought great integrity to the game of golf, and they dedicated the Masters Championship at Augusta, GA to him. The winner there usually gets a green jacket to go with the trophy. Now, why do you suppose the jacket is green? (A tribute to the 'Little Green Men from Mars' who help make the game what it is.)
Hello Omega85.
Your avatar is too frightening for me to properly respond to your post. It sort of makes me weak in the knees from fear. (Can you hear them knocking?).
Usually what happens when folks are so deeply intimidated by the presence of some stately imposing figure, they fall to their knees, like subjects usually do when confronted by their Kings or Queens, and dumbfounded they cannot speak or even stutter a word. Only when they are told by their Regent to "arise Sir (given name)", etc., and have their new title, do they have the courage to rise and speak, royally having been granted authority to do so.
Is Tiger Woods an Alien?, page 4
I would say he most definately is an alien. To all those non human beings from another planet that is.
Originally posted by Neferes
I don't see how you can say that George Bush is a lizard man and then deny the plausibility that Tiger Woods is an alien.
At any rate, I have the proof that you all were asking for in regards to Tiger Woods' status as an alien.
After seeing the harsh treatment that Randolph or Rudolph or Jim or whatever the hell the OP's name is received for his psychotic...er...unconventional theories regarding Tiger Woods, I did a little research myself and found this picture. Yes, Tiger Woods is holding a man's face. He obviously ate him. He did a rather clean job of it. Looks kinda proud too. Hence, he can only be alien.
Hey, Nef, thanks for the cool pic. (That could be why he wears the red shirts on Sundays?)
[edit on 8/16/2007 by Rudolph_X]
Someone should pitch it to Disney, the idea for a movie. Similar to the basketball movie, with Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, and the 'big', I won't mention his name, basketball player, who liked to wag his tounge when he dunked the ball, who was the star of the movie. He had to join Bugs Bunny's basketball team and lead them to victory. Same (proven) formula, different star, different sport. I'm seeing $$$! (And in golf there are four rounds of golf, instead of just one game like in basketball, so there would be plenty of room for sub-plots, etc.)
Of course, in the movie, Tiger won't be the alien. His caddie Steve can play that part.
Like in those other hybrid human/cartoon combo movies Disney is famous for already... I think Tiger would make a great movie star, and golf is big enough for this kind of movie, if Disney was interested in doing it. But I ought to get a percent for coming up with the idea for it, right? (Disney has too much integrity to just go out and steal my idea, right?)
Hey, Mickey Mouse, are you listening out there?
posted on Aug, 17 2007 @ 01:15 AM
Hello Mrmanuval.
Why didn't I think of that? That's the best theory I've heard so far. I'm awarding you with the best of the best "Is Tiger Woods an Alien" accolade. What
ever that is---you got it.
posted on Aug, 17 2007 @ 01:40 AM
Actually, Jack (AKA "Tiger") is a shape-shifter looking to break his own records
I like your idea! That is a distinct possibility.
Yeah, that's a great pic of Jack 'you the man' Nicklaus. What I like most about it is that you can clearly see how he holds the club with a closs-finger grip. The pinkey of the right hand is sort of crossed over with the index finger of the left hand, and both hands are locked in place, funcitioning as one unit.
Mr. Harry Vardon invented that style of holding the club. Jack used it well, and Tiger copied Jack, and uses the same style grip for holding the club. I also use the 'Vardon grip', as it is sometimes called, because, for me, the ball seems to fly straighter, when making straight shots. It is also a good grip because it is easy to manuver and 'work' the ball, making shots that 'hook' or 'fade' by slightly adjusting the grip, turning it either left or right. (See a PGA professsional if you need more help with your game, and take a lesson, if you can.)
Golf legend Bobby (I'm not an alien) Jones also used that grip. I think one of his famous sayings was, "I'm not an alien. I just want to play golf like one." Bobby Jones brought great integrity to the game of golf, and they dedicated the Masters Championship at Augusta, GA to him. The winner there usually gets a green jacket to go with the trophy. Now, why do you suppose the jacket is green? (A tribute to the 'Little Green Men from Mars' who help make the game what it is.)
Hello Omega85.
Your avatar is too frightening for me to properly respond to your post. It sort of makes me weak in the knees from fear. (Can you hear them knocking?).
Usually what happens when folks are so deeply intimidated by the presence of some stately imposing figure, they fall to their knees, like subjects usually do when confronted by their Kings or Queens, and dumbfounded they cannot speak or even stutter a word. Only when they are told by their Regent to "arise Sir (given name)", etc., and have their new title, do they have the courage to rise and speak, royally having been granted authority to do so.