whats the dumbest thing youve ever heard a person say? - Page 11 - Car Forums
09-04-2004, 07:27 AM #151
stupidest thing i've ever, well seen not really heard was this blue truck with some idiot kid was tailgating an old lady up a steap hill when there was around 5 cm of icey snow, and after he got to his house the old lady pulled over and yelled at him and asked him why he was tailgating, and he say, "He was to afraid to slow down" what a moron
09-04-2004, 07:36 AM #152
I overheard I guy I know in at the local diner talking to another guy about how,"to fix your car you have to change the serpenter belt. Just go into napa and buy a serpenter belt for your car, and you'll be all set." The guy I overheard telling the other guy to go buy a serpenter belt is a local guy that works on cars part time when he isn't driving a big-rig. He darned well ought to know that it's a serpentine belt.
09-04-2004, 03:17 PM #153
Trucker talk maybe.
09-05-2004, 10:11 PM #154
09-06-2004, 06:34 AM #155
09-06-2004, 07:02 AM #156
Even heard someone say "I ordered a set of chrome valve covers. That'll give me an extra 10HP!" and not be kidding! That when the only response I could have was to start laughing my a** off.
09-06-2004, 05:30 PM #157
Woman asked me the other day if I knew what the 'P' position was for on her automatic. She said she had never moved the gearstick into this position as she didn't know what it was for. She always put it into neutral when parking. She didn't know why the car kept 'rolling a bit' when parking up and thought it was faulty.
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09-06-2004, 08:21 PM #158
09-07-2004, 03:06 AM #159
this was last night on msn with some guy that added a friend of mine to his list, he was asking how much power a z28 had in stock trim cuz he was supposedly gonna race against it. wat im gonna translate is just the final part of the conversation.
him: i have an srt-4 with 450 hp.
me: how can u not know the specs of a z28 when both cars are domestics?
him: what? the camaro is a sports car, not domestic. bye. crazy
and thats the end of the convo......... dumbass....
esaupradolomeli@hotmail.com if u wanna talk to the fool, claims to be from usa. all i know is that his some idiot that has his own car tuning shop that specializes in stangs, vettes, and rx-7's and is in some msn group (thats where i think he got my friend's email).
09-09-2004, 01:53 AM #160
Have you got your STI yet? I was wondering because a guy I work with has one and he didn't have any trouble getting his. By the way the emblem on the bumper is pink, not blue.
09-09-2004, 02:24 AM #161
I have heard that the fasted production car in the world was the Ferrari Enzo I don't know the exact specs though. But check it out.
09-09-2004, 02:27 AM #162
12-21-2004, 11:04 AM #163
WTF?! Haha... that's pullin a Jessica Simpson right there! "I know it's tuna, but is it chicken or fish?"
12-21-2004, 04:31 PM #164
12-21-2004, 08:56 PM #165
kid i know said stock ae86 corolla has 160 HP at the wheels... (they only have 120... at the crank.. 100 at the wheels.
that was funny to me....
whats the dumbest thing youve ever heard a person say? - Page 11 - Car Forums
09-04-2004, 07:27 AM #151
stupidest thing i've ever, well seen not really heard was this blue truck with some idiot kid was tailgating an old lady up a steap hill when there was around 5 cm of icey snow, and after he got to his house the old lady pulled over and yelled at him and asked him why he was tailgating, and he say, "He was to afraid to slow down" what a moron
09-04-2004, 07:36 AM #152
I overheard I guy I know in at the local diner talking to another guy about how,"to fix your car you have to change the serpenter belt. Just go into napa and buy a serpenter belt for your car, and you'll be all set." The guy I overheard telling the other guy to go buy a serpenter belt is a local guy that works on cars part time when he isn't driving a big-rig. He darned well ought to know that it's a serpentine belt.
09-04-2004, 03:17 PM #153
Trucker talk maybe.
09-05-2004, 10:11 PM #154
09-06-2004, 06:34 AM #155
09-06-2004, 07:02 AM #156
Even heard someone say "I ordered a set of chrome valve covers. That'll give me an extra 10HP!" and not be kidding! That when the only response I could have was to start laughing my a** off.
09-06-2004, 05:30 PM #157
Woman asked me the other day if I knew what the 'P' position was for on her automatic. She said she had never moved the gearstick into this position as she didn't know what it was for. She always put it into neutral when parking. She didn't know why the car kept 'rolling a bit' when parking up and thought 
it was faulty.
Visit Bluesuit's homepage!
09-06-2004, 08:21 PM #158
09-07-2004, 03:06 AM #159
this was last night on msn with some guy that added a friend of mine to his list, he was asking how much power a z28 had in stock trim cuz he was supposedly gonna race against it. wat im gonna translate is just the final part of the conversation.
him: i have an srt-4 with 450 hp.
me: how can u not know the specs of a z28 when both cars are domestics?
him: what? the camaro is a sports car, not domestic. bye. crazy
and thats the end of the convo......... dumbass....
esaupradolomeli@hotmail.com if u wanna talk to the fool, claims to be from usa. all i know is that his some idiot that has his own car tuning shop that specializes in stangs, vettes, and rx-7's and is in some msn group (thats where i think he got my friend's email).
09-09-2004, 01:53 AM #160
Have you got your STI yet? I was wondering because a guy I work with has one and he didn't have any trouble getting his. By the way the emblem on the bumper is pink, not blue.
09-09-2004, 02:24 AM #161
I have heard that the fasted production car in the world was the Ferrari Enzo I don't know the exact specs though. But check it out.
09-09-2004, 02:27 AM #162
12-21-2004, 11:04 AM #163
WTF?! Haha... that's pullin a Jessica Simpson right there! "I know it's tuna, but is it chicken or fish?"
12-21-2004, 04:31 PM #164
12-21-2004, 08:56 PM #165
kid i know said stock ae86 corolla has 160 HP at the wheels... (they only have 120... at the crank.. 100 at the wheels.
that was funny to me....