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OK, i thought i'd start a thread for people to share their best (or worst) jokes. just keep the content reasonably clean or else aunty Rosy (or some other wowser) might complain.
one of my favourite jokes of all time:
A: wiped his bum.
Roberta Williams visted Carl the day before he died. She noticed how fat Carl was getting and said, "Geez, Carl; an exercise bike wouldn't kill you."
Q. What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
A. Halfway.
Whats the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup ?
You can Roast Beef.
Cheap one from my Pies - supporting neighbour:-
Q. What does a man from Hobart and a crazy lover of Chris Tarrant have in common?
A. They both live in Tasmania.
Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to blow up a bus??
He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.
The Irish ones were classics especially with Dave Allen................until political correctness settled in.....
Roy Sart
Past, Present & Future walked into a bar....it was tense. :rofl
they're not called essendon anymore... they're called carlton mark II
Roy Sart said:
I love that one. Exactly what I am looking for to put in the Christmas bon-bons I'm making. Do you have a dozen or so more Roy?
snaps truly
Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac?
He used to lie awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
That one is going straight to the bon-bons too snaps.
Kylie, Elton John and Robbie Williams are walking along the street.
Kylie trips, jamming her head in some railings.
Robbie pulls her knickers down and does it to her senseless.
He turns to Elton, says 'your turn' but Elton starts crying.
'What's wrong', asks Robbie?
Elton sobs and says 'my head won't fit in the railings'.
This is A True Inspirational Story
'Hell - I could win this!'
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you never screw with a guy who can loop his ***** over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'
snaps truly, loved em both. keep em coming :hihi
'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement..
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OK, i thought i'd start a thread for people to share their best (or worst) jokes. just keep the content reasonably clean or else aunty Rosy (or some other wowser) might complain.
one of my favourite jokes of all time:
A: wiped his bum.
Roberta Williams visted Carl the day before he died. She noticed how fat Carl was getting and said, "Geez, Carl; an exercise bike wouldn't kill you."
Q. What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
A. Halfway.
Whats the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup ?
You can Roast Beef.
Cheap one from my Pies - supporting neighbour:-
Q. What does a man from Hobart and a crazy lover of Chris Tarrant have in common?
A. They both live in Tasmania.
Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to blow up a bus??
He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.
The Irish ones were classics especially with Dave Allen................until political correctness settled in.....
Roy Sart
Past, Present & Future walked into a bar....it was tense. :rofl
they're not called essendon anymore... they're called carlton mark II
Roy Sart said:
I l
ove that one. Exactly what I am looking for to put in the Christmas bon-bons I'm making. Do you have a dozen or so more Roy?
snaps truly
Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac?
He used to lie awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
That one is going straight to the bon-bons too snaps.
Kylie, Elton John and Robbie Williams are walking along the street.
Kylie trips, jamming her head in some railings.
Robbie pulls her knickers down and does it to her senseless.
He turns to Elton, says 'your turn' but Elton starts crying.
'What's wrong', asks Robbie?
Elton sobs and says 'my head won't fit in the railings'.
This is A True Inspirational Story
'Hell - I could win this!'
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you never screw with a guy who can loop his ***** over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'
snaps truly, loved em both. keep em coming :hihi
'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement..
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