Our Favourite Quotes from Drake & Josh
Cute | Thu, 19/04 17:17
Robert Gilliman | WTF - Fri, 19/01 - 14:42
As far as excuses go you need a really really good one when there’s a corpse in your spare bedroom. You can’t just shrug your shoulders and mumble something about, “I didn’t really notice” because no one’s going to believe that. And when that corpse is your wife? You’d have to be a complete idiot to claim that you just didn’t realise she was dead for thirty days when the police come a-knocking.
Cue Steven Seiler who police had turned a suspicious eye towards after they found his wife, dead for thirty days, in the locked spare bedroom on a blue tarp, covered in coats. Steven says he had no idea she was there.
The police are not convinced.
I am also suspicious
Steven has admitted that he smelled “something funny” but police present at the scene described something a bit more… potent. Reporting officers identified bodily fluids smeared over the walls and floor coupled with a noxious horrific smell emanating from the locked room.
Steven has promptly been charged with concealing a death and temporarily released while awaiting trial (don’t worry, they GPS tagged him). Personally, I really hope the police investigate the possibility of murder because the poor woman was dead on a blue tarp and no one… NO ONE has ever pulled a corpse onto a blue tarp for innocent reasons.
The Bible says the world is ending this year
Our Favourite Quotes from Drake & Josh
Cute | Thu, 19/04 17:17
Robert Gilliman | WTF - Fri, 19/01 - 14:42
As far as excuses go you need a really really good one when there’s a corpse in your spare bedroom. You can’t just shrug your shoulders and mumble something about, “I didn’t really notice” because no one’s going to believe that. And when that corpse is your wife? You’d have to be a complete idiot to claim that you just didn’t realise she was dead for thirty days when the police come a-knocking.
Cue Steven Seiler who police had turned a suspicious eye towards after they found his wife, dead for thirty days, in the locked spare bedroom on a blue tarp, covered in coats. Steven says he had no idea she was th
ere.
The police are not convinced.
I am also suspicious
Steven has admitted that he smelled “something funny” but police present at the scene described something a bit more… potent. Reporting officers identified bodily fluids smeared over the walls and floor coupled with a noxious horrific smell emanating from the locked room.
Steven has promptly been charged with concealing a death and temporarily released while awaiting trial (don’t worry, they GPS tagged him). Personally, I really hope the police investigate the possibility of murder because the poor woman was dead on a blue tarp and no one… NO ONE has ever pulled a corpse onto a blue tarp for innocent reasons.
The Bible says the world is ending this year