I-Madge-ine the Twaddle: Everybody Crap!!
Everybody Crap!!
I bought Steve's wedding ring at the Shane Company, and it was time to take it in for a check-up. While it was back with the jeweler I got to talking to this cute little Asian guy Kevin, it started dumping down buckets of rain outside, and Kevin told me this story.
One day lin I las a rittre boy, my mom went to the sto, and it stalted to lain leally leally hald outside just rike it is light now. Befo she come home I put a whore bunch of soap on the sidewark, and when she come home she srip on the soap and she far down. Arr the glocelies fry errywhaile!! And errybody raff and craappp!!
I raffed so hard when he told me that story, and it's fun to tell people. My friend Patty was with me, and she has the kind of raff that fills the room, we told each other that story all the way home. She's a trainer at a local credit union, and every time I find out that somebody is going to work there I ask them to tell her "Madge says errybody crap"
Cheryl P. June 22, 2011 at 5:59 AM
That is so hilarious. It wouldn't even do it justice to have put LOL. I am rafffing and crapping. (figuratively of course)
Madge June 22, 2011 at 6:20 AM
You would have had to put ROR : )~
babs (beetle) June 22, 2011 at 6:33 AM
Ha ha! I had to read that twice to get the full benefit!
Madge June 22, 2011 at 6:40 AM
I had to write it twice so it made sense
Cheryl P. June 22, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Oh, yeah, you are right. Now I am RMAO
Madge June 22, 2011 at 9:54 AM
I am Raffing Lealy Lealy Hard right now
Ivan Toblog June 22, 2011 at 10:42 AM
I raff so hald, don' thin pants evah dly
Madge June 22, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Suplies!! You have wet pants!!
ReformingGeek June 22, 2011 at 11:07 AM
Nice job, Madge! Who needs laxatives?
nonamedufus June 22, 2011 at 1:17 PM
You sick...but funny..vely, vely funny. It learry, learry hard not to raff. Werr done, Madge rady!
Tammi_cottontail June 22, 2011 at 6:24 PM
I forgot about Raff and Crap! Thanks for reminding me so I could raff and crap all over again.
Madge June 22, 2011 at 8:40 PM
I raff and crap arr da time
Madge June 22, 2011 at 8:42 PM
ROTFRMAO Dufus! thanks fo keeping with the spilit
Yeah Reffie just raff an crap
Ziva June 23, 2011 at 3:24 PM
I'm going to read this out loud to M and see if he raffs and craps.
Madge June 23, 2011 at 3:36 PM
yes prease do and ret me know
Linda Medrano June 24, 2011 at 10:29 AM
I'm so jealous of anyone who knows two languages (even if accented) that I am in awe.
jacqui June 25, 2011 at 7:10 AM
It's supposed to rain here again today. I think I might try putting a whore bunch of soap of my walkway and see what happens.
Ginger June 25, 2011 at 2:03 PM
I am raffing so ard light now!! funny thing, some communities from my hometown have the r and l problem too. its always good for jokes.
ɯoɔ˙ɹǝƃƃolquǝʞoʇ June 27, 2011 at 4:35 PM
oh, if it just had audio!
Madge June 27, 2011 at 5:24 PM
Me too! He spoke really good engrish
Madge June 27, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Hahaha a whore bunch of soap let me know how it works!
You really had to be there but its a fun story
meleahrebeccah June 28, 2011 at 11:06 AM
okay, this post made me raff so hard!!
Madge June 29, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Grad you raffing, just don't get to coughing, I just came from your prace you've been sick, hope you're all better soon.
Madge June 29, 2011 at 5:11 PM
Grad I could make you raff!
Climb2nowhere July 2, 2011 at 7:33 AM
Very cute story. Hilarious
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I-Madge-ine the Twaddle: Everybody Crap!!
Everybody Crap!!
I bought Steve's wedding ring at the Shane Company, and it was time to take it in for a check-up. While it was back with the jeweler I got to talking to this cute little Asian guy Kevin, it started dumping down buckets of rain outside, and Kevin told me this story.
One day lin I las a rittre boy, my mom went to the sto, and it stalted to lain leally leally hald outside just rike it is light now. Befo she come home I put a whore bunch of soap on the sidewark, and when she come home she srip on the soap and she far down. Arr the glocelies fry errywhaile!! And errybody raff and craappp!!
I raffed so hard when he told me that story, and it's fun to tell people. My friend Patty was with me, and she has the kind of raff that fills the room, we told each other that story all the way home. She's a trainer at a local credit union, and every time I find out that somebody is going to work there I ask them to tell her "Madge says errybody crap"
Cheryl P. June 22, 2011 at 5:59 AM
That is so hilarious. It wouldn't even do it justice to have put LOL. I am rafffing and crapping. (figuratively of course)
Madge June 22, 2011 at 6:20 AM
You would have had to put ROR : )~
babs (beetle) June 22, 2011 at 6:33 AM
Ha ha! I had to read that twice to get the full benefit!
Madge June 22, 2011 at 6:40 AM
I had to write it twice so it made sense
Cheryl P. June 22, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Oh, yeah, you are right. Now I am RMAO
Madge June 22, 2011 at 9:54 AM
I am Raffing Lealy Lealy Hard right now
Ivan Toblog June 22, 2011 at 10:42 AM
I raff so hald, don' thin pants evah dly
Madge June 22, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Suplies!! You have wet pants!!
ReformingGeek June 22, 2011 at 11:07 AM
Nice job, Madge! Who needs laxatives?
nonamedufus June 
22, 2011 at 1:17 PM
You sick...but funny..vely, vely funny. It learry, learry hard not to raff. Werr done, Madge rady!
Tammi_cottontail June 22, 2011 at 6:24 PM
I forgot about Raff and Crap! Thanks for reminding me so I could raff and crap all over again.
Madge June 22, 2011 at 8:40 PM
I raff and crap arr da time
Madge June 22, 2011 at 8:42 PM
ROTFRMAO Dufus! thanks fo keeping with the spilit
Yeah Reffie just raff an crap
Ziva June 23, 2011 at 3:24 PM
I'm going to read this out loud to M and see if he raffs and craps.
Madge June 23, 2011 at 3:36 PM
yes prease do and ret me know
Linda Medrano June 24, 2011 at 10:29 AM
I'm so jealous of anyone who knows two languages (even if accented) that I am in awe.
jacqui June 25, 2011 at 7:10 AM
It's supposed to rain here again today. I think I might try putting a whore bunch of soap of my walkway and see what happens.
Ginger June 25, 2011 at 2:03 PM
I am raffing so ard light now!! funny thing, some communities from my hometown have the r and l problem too. its always good for jokes.
ɯoɔ˙ɹǝƃƃolquǝʞoʇ June 27, 2011 at 4:35 PM
oh, if it just had audio!
Madge June 27, 2011 at 5:24 PM
Me too! He spoke really good engrish
Madge June 27, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Hahaha a whore bunch of soap let me know how it works!
You really had to be there but its a fun story
meleahrebeccah June 28, 2011 at 11:06 AM
okay, this post made me raff so hard!!
Madge June 29, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Grad you raffing, just don't get to coughing, I just came from your prace you've been sick, hope you're all better soon.
Madge June 29, 2011 at 5:11 PM
Grad I could make you raff!
Climb2nowhere July 2, 2011 at 7:33 AM
Very cute story. Hilarious
Dog Pee Picasso – The Series – Praying Angel of Ji...
OH! The Things You Will See!!!
Jacque is Going to Save the World