Idiot Awards - Well Deserved. - HotUKDeals
Idiot Awards - Well Deserved.
Number One Idiot : I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassublue her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.
Heres your award, lady. Wear it with pride.
Heres your award, guys. Dont get it wet; the paint might run.
Number Three Idiot : A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the tellers window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a Few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller.
She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasnt the brightest light in the street
told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, OK and left. He was Arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
Dont bother with this guys award. He probably couldnt read it anyway.
Number four Idiot : Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that hed just throw a brick through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the brick and heaved it over his head at the window. The brick bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Flexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.
Oh, thats smart. Give him his award.
Number Five Idiot : A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag,the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, Because I dont believe you are over 21. The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didnt believe him. At this point, the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.
How cool are these, number 5 is the best!!
there's a few about, eh !
Idiot Awards - Well Deserved. - HotUKDeals
Idiot Awards - Well Deserved.
Number One Idiot : I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassublue her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.
Heres your award, lady. Wear it with pride.
Heres your award, guys. Dont get it wet; the paint might run.
Number Three Idiot : A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the tellers window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a Few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller.
She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasnt the brightest light in the street
told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on
 a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, OK and left. He was Arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
Dont bother with this guys award. He probably couldnt read it anyway.
Number four Idiot : Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that hed just throw a brick through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the brick and heaved it over his head at the window. The brick bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Flexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.
Oh, thats smart. Give him his award.
Number Five Idiot : A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag,the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, Because I dont believe you are over 21. The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didnt believe him. At this point, the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.
How cool are these, number 5 is the best!!
there's a few about, eh !